Friday, July 25, 2008

distant early warning

you gotta squarsh it like a juice pig!
gol'daggit it's worse then a north dakota pine wibbler...
sucks more than a hudson bay barnacle...
burns hotter than a nicaraguan saw beetle crawlin up the 'rethra...

i wish i was a lumberjack and could yell things at the greenhorns with spittle flying through my broom bristle beard. holding an axe...and just yelling.

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